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10.30.06 Monday
I can't wait to go trick or treating! I'm going as The Purple Moose! What are you going to dress up as?
10.26.06 Thursday
Make sure to vote on November 7th. All American citizens should. If you can't decide who to vote for for governor, vote for me, The Purple Moose! (I don't do any of those commercials smearing the other candidates. My agenda is also very simple: Turkey Day every day, no more taxes, free candy for everyone, and 5 weeks of paid vacation for all employees and non-employees.)
10.25.06 Wednesday
You know, with Thanksgiving coming soon and all, I got to thinking...and you can call me mushy and unrealistic, but shouldn't everyday be Turkey Day?
10.20.06 Friday
Does anyone know what color goes best with purple? I have a date tonight and I need to buy a tie.
10.17.06 Tuesday
So, do you watch football? What's your favorite team? I bet football players really wish they could be like me... I mean, think about it... They put on a helmet, I have antlers. They dress up in pretty colors, I already got that naturally!
10.09.06 Monday
Did you know that sun roofs in cars were first installed per my request? I complained about my antlers having spasms for a year and a half and they finally gave in. Now everyone has them, even if they don't have antlers.
09.05.06 Thursday
I'm a big fan of coffee.
10.02.06 Monday
I'm thinking of buying one of those new ipod nano thingamajigs. Does anyone have one they can let me borrow for a year or two before I invest in one for myself?
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