THE PURPLE MOOSE FAQ

Q: Have you ever worn your socks over your shoes?
A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever broken anything?
A: Only hearts. What can I say? When you're The Purple Moose the
     ladies are sure to follow.

Q: Do you have an agent?
A: Yes, their names are Danny Tanner and Steven R. Hoover but they're
     lazy bums. I haven't had work in years.

Q: What's your marital status?
A: Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Q: What's your favorite song?
A: "Happy Birthday" (to me).

Q: Boxers or Briefs?
A: Huh?

Q: Do you play any instruments?
A: I am currently taking lessons on the electric flute.

Q: If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
A: Duh!

Q: What famous person would you like to meet?
A: Jack Hanna or Oprah.

Q: How tall are you?
A: With or without shoes on?

Q: With.
A: I don't know.

Q: Without?
A: I don't know.

Q: Weapon of choice?
A: A spork.

Q: Have you ever been out of the country?
A: No, the furtherest I ever been is Mexico.

Q: Have you ever gone in the "out" door?
A: Yes.

Q: What are some of your career goals?
A: I've always enjoyed Sea World.

Q: Ham or Spam?
A: Spam.

Q: Which cartoon character would you like to meet?
A: Cartoons are beneath me.

Q: What are some of your favorite movies?
A: "Napoleon Dynamite"
     "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
     "Thunder and Hurricane" (especially the bloopers!)